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thank god them kidney stones havent yet shown up. thats a marvelous miracle, i guess, cause its like having a baby (ive been told) without the gift of having a baby (ive also been told, but i strongly disagree its a gift though). i think ill live a childrenless life. i dont have what having kids takes: im too lazy and too selfish and too cheap. the little i have and the not so little ill have will be mine and only mine. if i were a rockfeller id have several kids, several dogs, several homes, but thats not the case.